When you're there representing New Beginnings, you almost always walk away with some memorable quotes. Here are a few from last night:
"New Beginnings? This wasn't the one started by Rick Steves was it?"
[Elderly woman to her friend] "Are you still feeding your face!?"
Luke: Hi there, have you heard of New Beginnings?
Man: Probably not.
Luke: Would you like to learn about what New Beginnings does?
Man: Probably not.
Man: What are you trying to sell?
Luke: We're not selling anything. We're a domestic violence non-profit organization that--
Man: Yea. [walks off]
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